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Urban Word of the Day
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A new definition every day from Urban Dictionary
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bullshit bingo
A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like "Out-of-the-box-thinking", "Synergy", "Content streamlining" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win. Company bigshot fancypants: "And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.
You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"
Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"
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grab a wheel
To draft off of, when cycling. often said to friends Dude,if you're hurting, grab a wheel before we hit this hill
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thumb lashing
To be reprimanded via sms messages on a mobile (aka cell) phone. "I was suppoesed to take her out for dinner but I stayed with me mates at the pub and boy did she give a right thumb lashing."
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gr7
A little less than gr8 (great) but still better than just good
said grr-sev-en A:how are you?
B: gr7 you?
A: Just good
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pedexterity
v.- Describing someone with the ability to use their feet to pick things up. Also, pedextrous Susie dropped her pencil on the floor during school and, thanking Sweet Jesus for her pedexterity, slipped her foot out of her flip-flop and picked it up with her toes.
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the royal we
A social offense that can be called out when one is being falsely spoken for. "God, we got so plastered last night."
"The royal we. I had a vodka tonic and called it quits. You got so shitfaced you puked on my jacket and then attempted to fornicate with it."
"Good times. We have fun."
"Go fuck a blender."
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driving finger
Your middle finger. Usually refers to the one on the left hand so it can be displayed out the driver's side window to comment on another driver's behavior. Your driving finger is the longest finger.
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